Exhibit A: Not Banging Chicks

Exhibit B: Banging Chicks

If I had a penis, it would be flaccid right now.Angelina Jolie is an attractive woman, but the constant pregnancy is beginning to get me down. Angelina, if you can read this, you used to be sexy when you banged chicks and you are increasingly growing into an old mom. If I see you with an appliqué homemade santa sweatshirt, you and me are over.