Tara Reid has a reputation for being drunk, pantiless, and sloppy 98.7% of the time. Somehow, she is assuming you want to be that way too. In a predictably bad business move, she is starting a fashion line called “Mantra.” According to the Dailystab.com, It’s supposed to be swimsuits and “casual wear” decorated with beads and charms. Yeah, like in grade school.

I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m thinking to be authentic, the line will be filled with ripped beer-stained shirts, ill-fitted skirts, and come with stickers you can paste on your knees to make it look like you just fell down.