According to MSNBC.com, this ad will debut on Wednesday in Bejing, only a couple of days before the start of the Olympic games…I’m so proud to be an American….a tear is swelling in my left eye.

Of course, it could also be “screen burn” from staring at my laptop at this ad for the past 4 hours. Either way, here’s Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard for PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals):

She has 9 Olympic Medals, a 2-year old daughter, is 41 years old, and has hands and arms that look like they could definitely do a little work, you know?

Here is a picture of the oldest woman to ever qualify for an Olympic swimming event:



Dara, go easy on the girlplarts, okay?