Going commando in a skirt is a risky (wind can be unexpected), sometimes sexy (depending who you sit beside), sometimes disasterous move (paparazzi shots).

Going commando in your jeans? Well, it depends.

Let’s be honest, sometimes those jean seams can irritate the girlparts…and having “jean-burn” sucks down there….and sometimes, you may get a little “aroused” and have to wash them…again. So a new solution? There is a new product called “Commandos” just for women. It’s a cotton disposable liner that you stick in your jeans/pants.

Never heard of them? Check them out for yourself if you’re interested , <click here>

This lady may have just gotten some action under the table after only her first use of Commandos. Yeah, sex is great, but this might be a bit much….

According to The Register, German policewomen are now being issued bullet-proof bras. Why? Because although bullet-proof vests were doing the job, the impact would cause underwire bras to jutt into the skin and cause terrible injuries to your funbags. Not cool.

So, “Action Brassiere” was started by Carmen Kibat, a Hamburg police woman to get other officers to wear the bras…it was a movement to give the Police women what they needed…and you know what? It worked. The rules are that they not be used for anything “kinky,” but what is “kinky,” anyway? I doubt a little handcuff action with a bullet-proof bra is anything they need to be worrying about.

Besides, if that’s not safe sex, we don’t know what is.

The Vampire 2 Wingsuit might just be for you. It’s $1,250, made by Phoenix-Fly products, and slows your speed when you jump out of an airplane so that you can literally “fly around” a bit longer up there.

 I know it’s stupid, but for some reason, the concept of a flying lesbian makes my heart sing.

  

Nerd alert: If you have one of these metallic video watches, you will officially be full of nerdy awesomeness. It plays mp3s, videos, and has a microphone (for secret-spy recordings). It even charges up  through your USB port. 

Now…if only I could get it to make my breakfast. I hate making breakfast in the morning.

  

As you slave away in a small, hidden cubicle…closeted away and repressed…thinking of ways to poke your own eyes out - STOP! The “bite me” clip is here, giving you a way to “stick it to the man”… without having to go to prison.



 For info, if interested…<click here>

A recent study by the Cochrane Collaboration, found that those circular round movements you’ve been using to “check” your girlfriend’s breasts, may not do any good…or do more harm than good. According to msnbc.com, they may do more harm because they result in more unnecessary biopsies, and do not decrease the breast cancer rate. This was based on a HUGE study of over 400,000 Chinese and Russian women.

I think the obvious conclusion is that feeling up American girls might be acceptable. So… 

  

Go get a mammogram if you’re concerned. As illustrated in this picture, you also might have a chance of some really hot hospital gown sex.

Maybe for a special occasion you’ll swallow you’re pride and carry a purse, but for everyday use, what is your item of choice? One item we love is the Jack Spade Nylon Canvas Bale Case. Small, clean, manageable and perfect for kicking it around town. The question is…why are they marketed toward men?

 

 

This is weird and true, for the geek and interesting gift-giver in all of us. It’s Monkey-picked tea. Why buy tea harvested by silly humans, when you could have this? <click here for link>

It’s my next gift from grandma. I have to find a way to get her off the Lipton.