Yeah the Presidential election is coming up, and the heating costs are likely going to drive you into poverty, but the happy news? Burton Snowboards have come up with a line of snowboards that make me want to sing…the “love series” it’s a collaboration with Playboy.  You don’t have to snowboard to buy one of these.

I’m buying the one on the left and naming it Gertrude….AND…I have a perfectly good excuse to ride Gertie to the store if the weather gets naughty. We’ll  have lunch together, laugh at the debates, and hang out. Just don’t bother me if we have to use the bathroom - together.

Here’s a preview of the boards due for release in August 2009:

I can’t explain it either…..

An example? Newlyweds Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres taking a stroll on the beach in Malibu….

Do you own a hat?

pic posted by zimbio for flynet

I just found my favorite sport - Lingerie football! 

Yes ladies it’s really THIS awesome - sweaty women, lingerie, girl-action and a little brutality to top it off…does it get better?

The next lingerie bowl will be held in Tampa, Florida…and for more info, check it out for yourself at:

http://www.lingeriebowl.com/

Lesbians love coffee, but sometimes you miss your morning dose. It’s another Monday, when you are dragging your butt to work…you get there, the boss stares at you. You lay your head on the desk to “rest your eyes,” and you’re out cold.

Face it, work is boring, but crackheads are fun. Whether Amy Winehouse or these sumptuous little dark chocolate covered espresso beans. There’s always a reason to give yourself heart palpitations and talk 252 miles per hour.

Going commando in a skirt is a risky (wind can be unexpected), sometimes sexy (depending who you sit beside), sometimes disasterous move (paparazzi shots).

Going commando in your jeans? Well, it depends.

Let’s be honest, sometimes those jean seams can irritate the girlparts…and having “jean-burn” sucks down there….and sometimes, you may get a little “aroused” and have to wash them…again. So a new solution? There is a new product called “Commandos” just for women. It’s a cotton disposable liner that you stick in your jeans/pants.

Never heard of them? Check them out for yourself if you’re interested , <click here>

This lady may have just gotten some action under the table after only her first use of Commandos. Yeah, sex is great, but this might be a bit much….

According to The Register, German policewomen are now being issued bullet-proof bras. Why? Because although bullet-proof vests were doing the job, the impact would cause underwire bras to jutt into the skin and cause terrible injuries to your funbags. Not cool.

So, “Action Brassiere” was started by Carmen Kibat, a Hamburg police woman to get other officers to wear the bras…it was a movement to give the Police women what they needed…and you know what? It worked. The rules are that they not be used for anything “kinky,” but what is “kinky,” anyway? I doubt a little handcuff action with a bullet-proof bra is anything they need to be worrying about.

Besides, if that’s not safe sex, we don’t know what is.

The Vampire 2 Wingsuit might just be for you. It’s $1,250, made by Phoenix-Fly products, and slows your speed when you jump out of an airplane so that you can literally “fly around” a bit longer up there.

 I know it’s stupid, but for some reason, the concept of a flying lesbian makes my heart sing.

  

Nerd alert: If you have one of these metallic video watches, you will officially be full of nerdy awesomeness. It plays mp3s, videos, and has a microphone (for secret-spy recordings). It even charges up  through your USB port. 

Now…if only I could get it to make my breakfast. I hate making breakfast in the morning.