According to Us Magazine and New York Magazine, P. Diddy states that when it comes to the Olympics, he feels he could win a gold medal in “who could have sex the longest…and who could stay up the longest.”

I’m not sure if these remarks are about staying up eating popcorn or..you know…”staying up,” because I do believe that there are “items” in various textures, shapes and colors that will stay up much longer than his human missile could ever hope to.

Also…if Diddy thinks he can have sex longer than a lesbian…someone should tell him that our sex usually lasts a little longer than 3 minutes.

Wow Diddy…very sexy…

Star Magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton picks up the tab at most of her dates with Benji Madden. Although we know she’s “allegedly” been linked to a slew of females in the sack, we’d rather stay in.  No free meal is worth an STD and sex with that wonky-eye.