I may be going away for a while…to Argentina. According to Mercopress.com, Valeria Mazza is under investigation by the Argentine Government for possibly shafting them for about $2 million in unpaid taxes.
Should she be found guilty, I have a personal aircraft on standby, and lots of crimes to commit to join her in our sweet South American lovenest. Mommy’s coming…
It seems Courtenay Semel ditched Tila Tequila after cheating on her, according to Transworldnews.com. Which, who can blame her. Having sex with a knome, even for publicity, has got to wear on you.
The good news and bad news is that Courtenay seems available. The good news is that she has tons of cash, being the daughter of Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel. The bad news is that you get Tila’s sloppy seconds.
You’ve got to be a woman with a stomach of steel.
At the VMA music awards, Kate Perry showed up wearing something unusual…and methinks she was attempting to copy my hero, Wonder Woman. Don’t even go there Katy….don’t even.
Kate Perry:
Wonder Woman…full of REAL awesomeness:
We’ve all seen the hot prison sex scenes from the L word, and if Marion Jones was getting any, she’s said her tearful goodbye to her comrads for the last time. Nbcsports.com reported that Friday, Marion was released from prison after serving her term for lying about steroid use between the year 2000 and 2001. She gave back her three Gold Medals and two Bronze Medals she earned at the 2000 Olympic Games.
Why is it, that the chicks who are always in those prison sex scenes are so ripped? I mean, remember Rachel Shelly’s prison girlfriend? She was doing push-ups like crazy…and check out Marion Jones. If she were still incarcerated, I just might have to “accidentally” steal something…
She’s a beast…but I think she would fast become my little teddy bear - or, a more likely scenario, I would just end up spit-shining her shoes at will. whatever…it couldn’t be all bad.
Jennifer Saginor has an upcoming novel that references the aftermath of neglectful parenting, called “Medicated.”…but is she the only one who notices when parents go awry? Apparently not.
Sometimes people need to call it as they see it. Anderson Cooper was on Regis & Kelly, and named the reality show “Living Lohan,” a “train wreck,” referring to it as one show where the mother is constantly referring to a person [Lindsay] who is not in the show, trying to create a show for herself around a daughter who isn’t even there. He also made some other remarks Dina did not like.
Let me tell you what we don’t like…
Parents who live vicariously through their children. Yes Dina, your daughter is hot, she’s fun, and she’s even (allegedly) getting some girl nookie…but…that is her life, not yours.
Dina, if you’re trying to be 16 again, your moment has passed. Isn’t this just embarassing?
How do you not love Elizabeth Edwards? Regardless of your political views, she fought back against insults from Ann Coulter, and has stood by her spouse in his run for President even though she has cancer. She’s one tough chick, and one great partner.
Recently, the press has been all over this story…that John Edwards, her husband, cheated on her. What does Elizabeth say? According to Daily Kos, Elizabeth writes that despite the attention now, she knew about the affair in 2006 and stated that, “Although John believes he should stand alone and take the consequences of his action now, when the door closes behind him, he has his family waiting for him.”
I would also have something waiting for him…and it wouldn’t be a family. It would be a note taped to this woman in a chair, stating: “your new spouse.”
365gay.com reports that even though Marriage is now legal in two states for same-sex couples, they won’t be counted as married in the 2010 census….but “reclassified” as unmarried and just living with someone of the same-sex.
Due to the Defense of Marriage Act, even if they are legally married in their state, married same-sex couples are not recognized on a federal level.
Welcome to America?
Don’t you just love this guy?
Usually, I’m not a fan of the pageants. They’re catty, and let’s face it, pretty silly. What I do like, is a parade of women in hot outfits, and the predictably bad behavior of the winners. Elyse Umemoto was Miss Washington in 2007, and second runner-up in the 2008 Miss America.
TMZ.com reports that she ran on a platform of “women’s empowerment.” We like that.
The question is, why does she wear that crown everywhere? Those jeweled tips, at some point, will be rather awkward - a big ouch “downstairs,” if you know what I mean:
