This is Keri Russell as I remember:

Now comes the sad part. Below you’ll find the same Keri Russell, in a disturbing shot from the December issue of Details Magazine. Let’s be clear, I’ve had desperate days in my life….days where I might have had “intimate relations” with many things….but never, ever, my toy bear. He’s just not an option, or at least he hasn’t been yet.

It seems Keri may have hit what alcoholics call, “rock bottom.” Avert your eyes, my friends…

Can you believe this? Prince…yes, that guy who neatly wraps every gay male stereotype into one very small package, has strong views AGAINST homosexuality?! I was pretty confused by this one. He’s a Jehovah’s Witness, who has a pretty condeming stance, and was quoted on Gawker recently:

“When asked about his perspective on social issues—gay marriage, abortion—Prince tapped his Bible and said, “God came to earth and saw people sticking it wherever and doing it with whatever, and he just cleared it all out. He was, like, ‘Enough.’ ”

There is an old saying…if it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s usually a duck. Check out the picture, and see if this quacks to you.

Going to bed naked with a blogger? Unfortunately, not exactly…but…

She’s been Madonna’s shoulder to cry on for a long time now, and it’s been reported by hecklerspray.com that her sympathy just might be due to sharing a similar situation. That sad-song-writing husband of hers, Chris Martin, is nowhere to be found while she’s been spending time….holiday time…with a BILLIONAIRE, Jeff Soffer. Spending Thanksgiving on his place in the Greek Islands, while her husband spends it with his folks.

Even though it sounds like a break to me, Gwyn’s reps are denying that they have any problems. But hey, would you be having “problems” if your chick was spending all her time with some person who wisks her off to an island getaway?

Shucks, maybe I’m just possessive.

Here’s the guy she’s been ditching time with her husband for:

According to Walmartwatch.com (weird, I know), Wal-mart once again gets the lowest possible rating from the Human Rights Campaign in their ratings of places to shop and work. I remember hearing that they used to be somewhat supportive, but then caved to pressure from conservative groups. In fact, they are so bad in their policies now regarding discrimination, benefits, etc.. toward gay and lesbian people, that they have the “red rating” (which is “do not buy”).

As the Holiday season rolls around, you might want to check out the list and see which vendors deserve your dollars. If you click on the website listed above, they have a downloadable pdf file of the HRC guide, “buying for equality 2009″ if you are interested.

Until then, though their wrapping paper may be cheap, and their snacks are great stocking stuffers……resist! But the greatest item to resist is the “women of walmart,” See below:

No surprise, but according to News of the World, Amy Winehouse’s marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is officially over….what IS the surprise is the discovery that she was into chicks as well…

Here’s the quote:

“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers.”

A string of them? This may be too much for me to bear.

I’ve pretty much accepted the fact that given my genetics, when I’m 70, I’m going to look like a cross between a Shar Pei, and a grasshopper….but I still hope to get my share of action. Heck, my grandma still dates, and she’s 83 (go grandma!). What she does on those dates, I don’t know. In my mind, she just has dinner, goes straight home, alone, and watches television. 

It’s a topic that no one likes to think about, but MSNBC.com is reporting that people have to start thinking more about older people and sex…nursing home sex particularly. In nursing homes, very few people have a lot of privacy…and you know, a girl has needs…even “solo” needs. Often the doors aren’t allowed to be locked, and people are in positions that don’t allow intimacy to happen (like someone has a leg propped up in a weird way, etc..). Also, the staff doesn’t seem so keen on it either - my guess is that this applies especially if you are a same-sex couple.

It made me think that when I go into a home (and I’m sure someone will put me in one if they’re wise), that at least my gf will come and visit me periodically with some better food, and nookie. So babe, if you’re reading this…you’ve got some planning to do….and this is what you have to look forward to:

Sure, we can all go out and show our support at rallys and such but this, my friends, is dedication. Here is a recent quote from Courtney on the Defamer:

“ i voted AGAINST proposition 8. i want there to be gay marriage rights passionately.
clear?

shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.”

Though I have mixed feelings about this one, I believe it has come time for the gay movement to showcase it’s most frightening weapon. If they don’t back down, opponents should be well aware that we may release “the courtney as butt plug.”

Is that what they really want?

1998, when Justin Timberlake looked like a lesbian with really bad style…