The Sun reports that Samantha Ronson announced to partiers at Chateau Marmont that “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”
She was a DJ at a recent event, and the speculation is that she intends to marry Lindsay in the next 6 months, which would be quite cool.
While I hope that Lindsay finally comes out with it already, and that young lesbians everywhere will have a role model for PDA and the benefits of married nookie, I’m not getting my hopes up just yet.
the sun.com
We’re a hypocritical country. We allow two women to have sex…if it’s in pornography…but we don’t want them to get married. It seems eerily okay for middle-aged men to fawn all over a “barely legal” Britney Spears in her youth…but we put pedophiles in jail….
….and now people are obsessed with Ali Lohan’s breasts? She’s 14, and while I love breasts as much as the next guy/girl (likely more), I know when those breasts belong to a child. Lindsay took to defending her sis on her myspace blog recently, whose address is provided by Star Magazine…
So, in refocusing to the more important issues…..in that same myspace blog, Lindsay also mentions missing Samantha, who is out of town. Keep reading Lindsay, we may be having a vibrator giveaway from Babeland coming up soon.
Star magazine online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan refused to pose with singer Kate Perry (who sings the catchy but annoying “I kissed a girl” song).
Almost every lesbian out there hates the message of that song…and certainly….would never be caught dead with Kate Perry. Does this seal the deal? Can we finally say she’s into chicks already?
*note: for commenter “muppet,” it seems that, for Samantha, the hair does not come with the hat as suspected.
According to Los Angeles Police Chief, William Bratton, Hollywood has calmed down a bit…but why? He stated to KNBC-TV, “If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”
BBC reports that Lindsay was mad over the remark and stated that “Police chiefs shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate.”
Lindsay, you’ve been caught in various compromising positions over the years, but THIS you take issue with? Be quiet and just lean forward a little more…
…there’s my good citizen.
According to an article on Celebrity-gossip.net, Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard Lee Weaver reported in 2007 that he saw her in all sorts of lesbian action, one time notably “try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced.”
Is it enough to turn Mariah’s head? Apparently not.
But we all know that sometimes these things have a way of coming around later in life….Evidence? This outfit Mariah is wearing:
