NBC out of San Francisco reports that Del Martin, the awesome, astonishing and downright amazing lesbian activist…died in a local hospital with her wife at her side. She was a part of the first same-sex marriages in California, and 87 years old.

You’re an inspiration.

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a very lucky man. He once stated some pretty nasty (but arguably true) things about Rosie O’Donell, one of them being how terrible it would be to be her partner Kelly…because she has to kiss that face every night.

I know this is a lesbian blog…but gheesh, the guy’s got a point. Kelly, obviously had no comeback…I mean, look who the guy sleeps with…

What the Donald is banging…Melania:

Who Kelly is banging, Rosie:

Rosie always seems a little unkempt to me - she always looks sloppy. Like she needs to shower. I don’t base that on anything…just an opinion….and when you’re going “downtown,” it’s important to be clean, you know.

Melania on the other hand? Sign me up.

…clean, smooth, with melons from the Gods. If only that dress wasn’t so darn conservative.

Winning Gold, the American soccer chicks (and Natasha Kai) score…both on and off the field, it seems.

Openly gay Rachel Maddow will be replacing Dan Abrams on the 9pm MSNBC news show, beginning Sept 8th, reported the NY Times. Maddow is known for her physical political prowess, and is well-deserving of the spot.

Hmm…so let’s see…we’ll have a lesbian on prime-time news, AND leading an award winning daytime talk show? Before you know it, the whole word will be gay.

Shh…don’t tell anyone, but the “conversion plan” of the gay agenda is working perfectly….[insert evil laugh]

I have the worst gaydar of any girl out there, and even I knew that Kate Perry wasn’t gay. Now, it’s official. Her mom really did say the above quote to the Mail Online. Along with the creepy statement that she and her husband pray everytime they hear the song “I kissed a girl” on the radio.

Kate’s mother and father are both evangelical ministers, and her mother stated ‘I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.”

I suppose sex IS shameful and disgusting…when you’re banging this guy:

Exhibit A: This is what happens when you go down on Dave Coulier in a theater:

That’s right folks, you become angry, nervous and unpredictable…

Exhibit B: When you go down on a woman in a theater?

Need I say more?

Today, Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi became the first high-profile celebrity Hollywood same-sex couple to legally marry under California’s new laws. According to MSNBC.com, the couple married yesterday in a small 19-person ceremony at their house in Los Angeles and recited vows that they had written to each other. Ok Magazine reports that Ellen was wearing an all-white suit, while Portia wore a beautiful pale pink Zac Posen dress.

As wonderful as this is, news sources in Australia (Portia’s home country) were already criticizing the fact that this marriage will not be recognized there. Well, to be honest, it won’t be recognized as soon as they leave the state of California here either…unless they go someplace equally friendly.

But rather than rain on the parade here, let’s focus on something truly important, the nookie Ellen will soon be receiving here. I mean, she got the woman a huge 3-carat ring, Portia’s set for life, and they were recently out on a lavish vacation in Italy….Ellen’s certainly got some wicked good stuff coming down the pike…

Cheers to the happy couple, and may there be many more years to come.

No, I’m not talking about West Hollywood or Provincetown, I’m talking about an all-lesbian housing development that is being started by Olivia (the same who brought you Olivia Cruise vacations). According to 365gay.com, Olivia Communities will be a 334-unit resort type condominiums in Tuscon, Arizona. The place will have coordinated events, film festivals, dances, and trips. Almost like a lesbian 90210, but with more people 55 and over. The idea was to create a space where women could just be free to be themselves, and have a good sense of community.

While the place looks good enough, I didn’t hear any mention of stripper poles, free alcohol, or air hockey tables. While I may suck in bed, I figure my wicked air hockey skills along with tons of alcohol is sure to woo the ladies…even if they are mostly over 55. A girl has needs you know.