I have the worst gaydar of any girl out there, and even I knew that Kate Perry wasn’t gay. Now, it’s official. Her mom really did say the above quote to the Mail Online. Along with the creepy statement that she and her husband pray everytime they hear the song “I kissed a girl” on the radio.

Kate’s mother and father are both evangelical ministers, and her mother stated ‘I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.”

I suppose sex IS shameful and disgusting…when you’re banging this guy:

Star magazine online is reporting that Lindsay Lohan refused to pose with singer Kate Perry (who sings the catchy but annoying “I kissed a girl” song).

Almost every lesbian out there hates the message of that song…and certainly….would never be caught dead with Kate Perry. Does this seal the deal? Can we finally say she’s into chicks already?

*note: for commenter “muppet,” it seems that, for Samantha, the hair does not come with the hat as suspected.