While I was on the treadmill yesterday I decided the time might go faster if I watched the television in front of me. It was Rachel Ray…on multiple screens. She’s perky, high-energy, and seemingly excited about everything….and she’s got a pretty nice rack……Why have I never noticed this before?
There were so many great moments to reflect on…and we saw many of them represented here. They were winning medals, kicking butt, and really turning us on. So to commemorate the women who worked so hard this Olympics, I thought I would leave you with one final shot. Here are the women of the United States Rowing Team.
I’m not sure why they all have wedgies…but in the end, those are easy enough to fix:
Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a very lucky man. He once stated some pretty nasty (but arguably true) things about Rosie O’Donell, one of them being how terrible it would be to be her partner Kelly…because she has to kiss that face every night.
I know this is a lesbian blog…but gheesh, the guy’s got a point. Kelly, obviously had no comeback…I mean, look who the guy sleeps with…
What the Donald is banging…Melania:
Who Kelly is banging, Rosie:
Rosie always seems a little unkempt to me - she always looks sloppy. Like she needs to shower. I don’t base that on anything…just an opinion….and when you’re going “downtown,” it’s important to be clean, you know.
Melania on the other hand? Sign me up.
…clean, smooth, with melons from the Gods. If only that dress wasn’t so darn conservative.
Sometimes, when my girlfriend is being extra-generous, or just wants to see me in lingerie, I get a special “just because” bag filled with goodies….
Well, I thought the same sentiment might apply on a Monday. Mondays suck….but here’s my “just because” present to you:
Tina Fey announced that she will be starring in a new movie called “Date Night” with Steve Carell…and unfortunately not going on a date night with me.
That’s a shame, because she’s going to miss out on the romantic evening I had in store. Picking her up in my old Sentra, taking her to Wendys for anything she wants (off the dollar menu), and going to the “top of the hill” to seal the deal.
That Tina Fey is one sexy, funny lady, but unfortunately she’s married…to a guy.
Let’s face it, there aren’t a lot of lesbian characters on television. Often, when they are, the television show has to go out of it’s way to show you just how gay they are…and while I would hope they do that more (because it often involves scenes which include making out, and “explicit content,”) I also appreciate when they just sort of surprise you.
Case in point? Law & Order’s Serena Southerlyn (Elizabeth Rohm)….you don’t find out she’s gay until the day she gets fired as asks “is this because I’m a lesbian?” Whoa….
What I like best about Serena is that she’s always so uptight and businesslike. Who doesn’t love an uptight woman in a suit? It just tempts me to mess her hair, ruff up the suit, rip those hose off, and have a great time in some dirty location.
Or, the more likely scenario, I could just hide and admire from afar. Either way, the fantasy is a good one.
Thanks to BuddyTV for the lead on this one…
It’s going to take a lot to beat the celebration of Olympic Beach Vollyball players Kerri Walsh and Misty May after winning the Gold in 2004.
Who says Volleyball isn’t a “spectactor sport?”
Miss Universe 2008, Dayana Mendoza, was allowed to keep her crown despite a series of topless photos….So, basically, she won the award on July 13th and has been taking off her clothes ever since….well, unless she took off her clothes beforehand. But, no matter, it’s a great trait in a woman.
While the controversy has been swirling around whether or not the photographs will affect her status as Miss Universe, the President of the Pageant finally set the record straight, making the tough decision and stating to MSNBC.com that the pics have “artistic merit,” and that she will retain her crown.
We agree that any picture of this woman topless has artistic merit…but that’s just us…and as for him, what do you expect from a guy who makes his living parading women around in bikinis?
Here’s the hottie in a less promiscuous pose:
