Remember when lesbian rumors swirled about Salma Hayek after the premiere of Bandidas, when she grabbed the wonderful butt of co-star Penelope Cruz? After a 13 month engagement to a French Billionaire, and having his child, it seems Selma is back on the market - the engagement was called off.

It’s our fantasy that it’s because she realized that hooking up with women was much better. 

Let’s compare: 

French Billionaire ex-Fiancee, Francois-Henri Pinault:

Penelope Cruz, her on-screen kiss on Bandidas:

Isn’t this obvious?