Whoa: Sharon Osbourne attacks?
Posted on 16 December 2008 | Category: celebrity

She’s a feisty woman with a cool accent, and married to a hardly-functioning aged rock star, but it seems Sharon Osbourne went Bjork on Megan Hauserman !

According to TMZ.com:

“The LAPD is investigating an alleged brutal cat fight that went down between Sharon Osbourne and a contestant on the VH1 reality show “Rock of Love: Charm School” who ended up in the hospital….According to Megan, the whole thing started after Sharon took a verbal shot at her, and the “Charmed School” contestant responded by telling Sharon she is only famous for managing a brain dead rock star — and then all hell broke loose.”

eek.

Kelly Rowland, where have you been?
Posted on 16 December 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian

Well…”Hi” yourself.

Kelly, if I’m honest with myself,  I’ve missed you. You were the “hot” member of Destiny’s Child, which is likely why Beyonce has been trying to do her own thing. She seems to want all the attention, and I’m sorry because you’ve clearly got the talent in that group. 

Nonetheless, I hope to see you back in the spotlight very soon. I miss the late night video reruns (even though Beyonce probably got all the “good” shots and took up a lot of video time), the interviews that I could rewind over and over again (until that cheap VCR tape broke), and your bootilicious body that was fodder for many a solo adventure.

Oh, and you had a good voice too.

Tara’s trip to Rehab.
Posted on 15 December 2008 | Category: celebrity

It seems like crotch shots, and drunk falling will possibly be only a fond, distant memory for Tara Reid. The Daily Mail reports that she finally (did I say “finally”) checked into rehab. The good news is that it seems the treatment wasn’t court-ordered or trying to get out of jail time, it was just because she realized that enough is enough. Congrats, Tara.

Of course, she went to Promises Treatment Center in Malibu, where it seems everyone goes these days, and would be my first point of entry, should I choose to pick up a “messed up” hollywood chick. There’s nothing better than the “strong one to lean on” to open the doors to a beautiful, dysfunctional, and nonlasting sexual relationship.

Denise Richards, finally coming around.
Posted on 15 December 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian

It seems that things might finally be looking up. Yes, the economy sucks, and there are many people without jobs, but fear not….I have good news. The economy just may be effecting Denise Richards.

It’s reported by tmz.com that Denise Richards is so desparate for cash that she’s taking “just about anything and take any role that’s not pure porn.” That statement was from a supposed “friend” talking to the Chicago Sun-Times.

So, Denise, wanna hook up? I got ten bucks in my pocket, and a pull-out couch that will make you melt….

Queen Latifah does a lot of gay things.
Posted on 12 December 2008 | Category: celebrity

Recently, Queen Latifah and six friends were spotted at The Abbey, a well-known West Hollywood gay spot, taking in a live show by Candis Cayne, according to People.com. Candis Cayne is a well-known transexual actress, now on Dirty, Sexy Money…and she’s smokin’ hot.

I’ve never dated a trans-person…and wouldn’t rule it out, especially after this pic. But yeah, Queen Latifah  goes to gay bars to see hot chicks with likely gay friends….but hey, maybe it’s ME that’s preoccupied. I’m sure she’s straight as can be. 

Why Angelina should be a lesbian.
Posted on 10 December 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian

Because if you’re bent over a railing looking this hot, a lesbian doesn’t just look the other way.

Here she is at the Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere looking her usual amazing self.

Jennifer Connelly says good (very bad) words.
Posted on 10 December 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian

On Late Night with David Letterman, Jennifer Connelly was discussing the recent passing of her father, and stories that she has heard about him. For some reason, one of the stories was about a car her father owned which he claimed was a “pu%%y magnet.”

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree it seems.

I’m feeling the pull already.

If my Priest had these breasts, I might do more confessing.
Posted on 09 December 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian

According to the Sun, Jessica Simpson is reporting that she wants to study religion. She recently told Marie Claire Magazine:

I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion. I love religion.

“I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed (recorded) and then watched eight times.”

Somehow, I don’t see this ending well.

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