Okay, if I’m honest about it, I’d have sex with both of these women…at the same time or alone, I’m not that picky. But, their latest movie venture makes me love them with everything my little vagina (and brain) can muster.

According to Reuters.com, Nicole Kidman just signed on to do the film “The Danish Girl,” based on the true story of Einar and Greta Wegener. Nicole will play a transsexual (Einar, male to female) who goes through gender reassignment surgery in 1931 and is married to Charlize (Greta). The dynamics and acting in this film should be amazing.

Both of these women are phenomenal actresses, and admittedly better at their craft than most will ever be…and both of them have the guts to put it out there. Charlize has also been a vocal same-sex marriage supporter, and although Nicole Kidman was married to a whacko…having or even implying sex with another woman is certainly enough to get her back on my list for good judgment.

Melissa Etheridge recently wrote a piece once Prop 8 passed, on how she won’t be paying any more of her state taxes…since it will be “taxation without representation.” She encourages others like Ellen to do the same.

While Melissa hints at the fact that she pays more than half a million in taxes and wishes to do it out of principle, I think the real story is that she is just begging to see the inside of a female prison…I mean, Melissa’s been around, but I bet she hasn’t had prison sex.

Sneaky lady.

Here’s a link to the article she wrote <click here if interested> and see for yourself.

Sherri Shepherd can be a funny lady…but recently on the view was quite emotional about the election of America’s first Black President. According to Ok Magazine, she talked a bit about the history of oppression…etc..I started to get emotional….and then I saw her picture.

Wow - Sherri Shepherd might have the biggest rack out there (exception made for Christina Aguilera while pregnant):

Hollywood insider reports that one of my favorite cougars, Courteney Cox, is coming back to primetime TV to star in a comedy called “Cougar Town,” that will be about a single 40-year-old mom. The rest of the plot is yet to be determined…but let me tell you how I envision this.

Single 40-year-old Courteney Cox meets up with hot young lesbian blogger, ditches her husband, and finds life with the blogger to be a “slice of heaven” (her words, not mine), “the best sex I ever had,” and a “rediscovery of self.” Courteney is forever grateful to the blogger for her later coming out experience, and they live happily ever after on the beach where Courteney wears nothing but bikinis.

The Star is reporting that Ashely Olsen is considering getting breast implants because she wants to be more voluptuous, and she wants Mary-Kate to get them as well, so they look “natural.” Mary-Kate supposedly does not want the implants, and likes the waify look she’s got going.

I guess gaining 10 pounds is out of the question?

Here they are in an advertisement for Badgely Mischka in 2006. Since I can’t honestly tell you which twin is which, here is a picture of them both. It’s one twin atop the other…as it should be.

The story being reported by Starblogs.net is that Guy Ritchie’s got a new gal…and she’s 31-year-old actress, Kelly Reilly, who is in his new movie, Sherlock Holmes. While I want to say that I think living with Madonna would be no picnic, she just has an appeal (and arms) that defy the clock.

Here’s the new gal:

Elizabeth Banks, from the 40-year-old Virgin, commented that the press doesn’t seem to care about her 15-year relationship with her husband because she is so “normal.” Here’s the quote from People.com:

“”I’m not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby. I’m not a major fashionista. I’m not going through a lesbian phase. I’m just normal. I’m just really freakin’ normal.”

Elizabeth is kind of a public figure who might reconsider her words. I mean, I get the reference, but there are some chicks out there trying out chicks for whom it really isn’t going through a “phase,” and for whom it is a really normal, natural process.

However, she is also accurate in many respects. The reason I don’t talk about her is because she’s boring, and until reading that quote I didn’t even remember who she was.

I don’t know if you guys have been to Gwyneth’s new website, GOOP yet…but if you haven’t, I wouldn’t waste your time.

It instantly brings you to a page where you can click on some elements….I, embarassingly clicked on a butterfly that said “Be,” to which I found an article with this quote:

” My life is good because I’m not passive about it. I want to nourish what is real, and I want to do it without wasting time. I love to travel, to cook, to eat, to take care of my body and mind, to work hard.”

All I can say is that all those things are pretty darn easy when you have millions of dollars, don’t really have to work, can go anywhere you want, and hire anyone you wish (including me, Gwyn, I’m available). It’s not that most of us are “passive,” it’s that most of us are kind of poor…and have to do those things Gwyn doesn’t that “wastes” our time.

I’m not sure what I’m supposed to be getting out of it, except a reminder that my life sucks and hers is great.

Though I don’t like to admit it, yeah, I might still go out with her. But…she’d have to wear this everyday…aside from when she was washing it. Then, she’d just have to be naked: