It was reported by OK Magazine online that Miley Cyrus said this to Pete Wentz backstage:
“I just met your beautiful wife backstage. I worship her — I’ll babysit!”
Who worships Ashley Simpson?
All I can say is that I’d hold on the babysitting request. I’m betting on that child being a weird lizard of sorts (I’d make a reference to the “V” Miniseries, but only the darkest nerds would get that). It might however, be green and lipsyncing some song. Children don’t come out with all the “surgical enhancements” that mama may have had….and sadly the talent gene isn’t really there. Poor kid doesn’t have a chance.
Not that all lizards are bad. That Geico Gecko is pretty cool…so maybe there’s hope.
While I was on the treadmill yesterday I decided the time might go faster if I watched the television in front of me. It was Rachel Ray…on multiple screens. She’s perky, high-energy, and seemingly excited about everything….and she’s got a pretty nice rack……Why have I never noticed this before?
Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a very lucky man. He once stated some pretty nasty (but arguably true) things about Rosie O’Donell, one of them being how terrible it would be to be her partner Kelly…because she has to kiss that face every night.
I know this is a lesbian blog…but gheesh, the guy’s got a point. Kelly, obviously had no comeback…I mean, look who the guy sleeps with…
What the Donald is banging…Melania:
Who Kelly is banging, Rosie:
Rosie always seems a little unkempt to me - she always looks sloppy. Like she needs to shower. I don’t base that on anything…just an opinion….and when you’re going “downtown,” it’s important to be clean, you know.
Melania on the other hand? Sign me up.
…clean, smooth, with melons from the Gods. If only that dress wasn’t so darn conservative.
It has just been confirmed that Kim Kardashian will be joining the cast of “Dancing with the Stars.” They are rumored to have denied the likes of Tara Reid for not being “family friendly” enough..but I’m thinking those same people have no idea what they’re in for:
- a “wardrobe malfunction” could be disasterous
- if just one competition requires Kim doing “the bump,” her partner may sustain life-threatening injuries.
- If people are honest, they don’t care at all if Kim can dance, they want to know what’s going on “back there,” and if they can slap it.
That said, she is definitely welcome to dance in my living room….and I’ll be dancing right along with her…my waltzing can be so graceful, just me and my dog in perfect harmony.
Sometimes, when my girlfriend is being extra-generous, or just wants to see me in lingerie, I get a special “just because” bag filled with goodies….
Well, I thought the same sentiment might apply on a Monday. Mondays suck….but here’s my “just because” present to you:
Carrie Underwood is reporting that Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson’s current boyfriend, is still calling her, according to Star Magazine. In classic Jessica fashion, she denied the claim…but look what she said:
“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Jessica said during Wednesday’s interview. “We got a chuckle out of it… I know it’s not [true] —I looked at his call log.”
You did what?
Sorry, the moment you start checking (aka “sneaking into”) my phone, we have officially crossed over into crazy girlfriend material. No thanks.
According to MSNBC.com, J.Lo is training for the Malibu Triathlon, and doesn’t understand why the press isn’t falling all over her…she “was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer.” That’s right, she had no idea who Michael Phelps was or why everyone would be talking about him, when they could be talking about her.
“she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”
wow…the epitome of self-involvement? I guess I’d still have sex with her. But she’d have to remain very, very quiet.
You know how you have that one friend that never knows when someone is hitting on them? Recently, OK magazine quoted Selma Blair stating, “When lesbian friends tell me they’re in love with me after our friendship has been cemented, it always shocks me.”
Really?
