This is true, and a little creepy. 

According to WPTZ.com, PETA sent a letter to Ben & Jerry urging them to replace the cow’s milk in their ice cream with human breast milk. Why? “PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.”

I’m all for making dairy cows happy, but this was curious to me.

I’m not saying I’d never drink it, but I’m saying I couldn’t see having breast-milk cereal in the morning, a glass of breast milk with my extra-chocolate chip cookies, or just making hot cocoa with it….I could be pursuaded…maybe.

I’m wondering though…do we begin the process of gathering lactating women? How does this all work?

It’s early, and I don’t know if you’re ready for this, but according to the Sun, Demi Moore has had a pretty wild time with lesbians and her breast milk. According to Madonna’s brother, Christopher:

“We went out and Demi was dancing up on me and humping me from behind. She was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me: ‘How do I get breast milk out of my black dress? I replied: ‘How the f*** would I know? Call Demi!”

I want to say something funny or witty here….but you just can’t follow that….