I was looking at this picture, and thought she was the average, everyday MILF…until I saw her shoes. One question - how do they stay afloat on the sand? Then it hit me….

She’d better not be Jesus. I mean, he did walk on water, didn’t he?

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Though if it WAS Jesus, he’s got a phenomenal body, and does seem to love the children. Which brings up a host of issues….could I have a crush on Jesus?  

Let’s just hope (and pray) for the best. Either way, this picture certainly would have made Sunday School much more interesting.