Star magazine is reporting that Sienna Miller’s relationship with that loser, Balthazar Getty (who was married at the time the relationship began) is finally over. So, if you can stand having Jude Law and Balthazar’s sloppy second and thirds, get in line….

All I can say for sure, is that it seems that she puts out. For me, that’s good enough - but you may have “standards.” For example, this unitard lingerie thingy…it’s not for everyone.

In Paris, TMZ.com reports that Lindsay Lohan had an entire bag of flour tossed onto her by a member of PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals). Supposedly, the flour toss was also accompanied by the words “Fur Hag.”

I’m not sure of the direct french translation of “carpet muncher,” but “fur hag” sounds awfully close to me.

Raise your hands if you know what I’m talking about…

Sure, we can all go out and show our support at rallys and such but this, my friends, is dedication. Here is a recent quote from Courtney on the Defamer:

“ i voted AGAINST proposition 8. i want there to be gay marriage rights passionately.
clear?

shall i dress up a giant butt plug and march ? cos if i have time i dammed well will.”

Though I have mixed feelings about this one, I believe it has come time for the gay movement to showcase it’s most frightening weapon. If they don’t back down, opponents should be well aware that we may release “the courtney as butt plug.”

Is that what they really want?

A great flashback from clublez.com, and an old photoshoot pic, from when Cameron Diaz posed with Corey Reed.

I know what you’re thinking…here’s a post about the tight, wonderful bottom of (former) Miss America, or her still supple perky breasts…it is none of that. Why do I love this woman? For her mind.

Yes, I said it.

Guess who showed up at Proposition 8 protests in New York City? Miss America. As reported on 365gay.com, she stated “that she is straight and though she is conservative on many issues, she is on the right side of this one - we are on the right side - and we will lay down in the streets if we have to, in order to win our equal rights.”

So, Kate…though you protests are over for tonight…do you still want to do that “laying down on the streets” thing you referred to?

Where are these two going? To Sacha Baron Cohen’s infant daughter’s party. While I’m not sure why adults attend these things when they are not related to the child -  they do look pretty adorable.

As you go about your business…going to a Prop 8 rally, or just going to get groceries, keep your head up, and have a blast. There are a lot of jerks out there, but do your own thing and set your own terms …has this ever happened to you and how did you handle it?

(hint: although not pornographic, I wouldn’t play this at work)

Look, I understand that Jennifer Aniston was once on the cast of a very successful television series (Friends) but if we’re honest, aside from Office Space, she’s really bombed at the box office. I also understand that she once was married to Brad Pitt, and now is dating John Mayer. In my opinion, anyone who’s been with Jessica Simpson should be an automatic “no.” So, she’s got bad taste in men? That doesn’t make you worthy of a cover. My aunt Rita has horrible taste in men, and she’s never been on Vogue.

The thing about Jennifer Aniston is that I’m just sick of seeing her. I think she’s become boring, and repetitive. She’s not the “All American Girl” that Oprah and others would have you believe, and she’s not relevant. To me, she seems to cling to her old fame, choose b-list movies, whine over old relationships, and need so much coddling that she seems insecure. It’s just my opinion. She’s not bad looking, but I could think of a thousand women I’d rather have sex with.

So Jennifer, if you’re reading, it’s not that I hate you in the “angry, mean” sense…I just need a break. I don’t want to see you on covers, I don’t want to hear you complaining about Angelina, I don’t want to hear about your dating life or see you on television. Do something interesting. Act well, take off your clothes, or just make me laugh. We had a good run when you were on Friends…and when you find another series that is interesting, and you are actually earning your fame, I’ll be happy to welcome you back into my life.