Oprah may have put on a few pounds, but we think it’s “emotional eating.” She’s recently been spotted around town with some new guy and meets up with her “friend” Gayle at every available opportunity. Oprah, you’re a smart person and seem like an awesome sugar mamma, haven’t you figured out why all those diets aren’t working? Just imagine how quickly the weight will come off when you can put a little Gayle on your lips instead of Crispy Cremes?

Here’s a recent picture of Oprah, her new man, and her “friend” Gayle on a cruise in Italy. You know, because you always bring your good friends on romantic vacations: