It has just been confirmed that Kim Kardashian will be joining the cast of “Dancing with the Stars.” They are rumored to have denied the likes of Tara Reid for not being “family friendly” enough..but I’m thinking those same people have no idea what they’re in for:

- a “wardrobe malfunction” could be disasterous

- if just one competition requires Kim doing “the bump,” her partner may sustain life-threatening injuries.

- If people are honest, they don’t care at all if Kim can dance, they want to know what’s going on “back there,” and if they can slap it.

That said, she is definitely welcome to dance in my living room….and I’ll be dancing right along with her…my waltzing can be so graceful, just me and my dog in perfect harmony.