Kelly Ripa’s birthday: Mark Consuelos is stealing my thunder.
Posted on 02 October 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian |
While it should be ME making the birthday dinner, putting the candles on the cake, and servicing Kelly Ripa in any way she sees fit (please be in a position that requires nudity), instead the duties seem to fall to her husband and kids. Yeah, she’s straight, but a girl can dream….I mean, come on…she turning 38, and getting better by the year.
Happy Birthday Kelly Ripa!
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Would it be weird if she jumped out of her own cake??
October 2nd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Ha, Renee!