According to MSNBC.com, J.Lo is training for the Malibu Triathlon, and doesn’t understand why the press isn’t falling all over her…she “was overheard saying after the segment that she “couldn’t understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer.” That’s right, she had no idea who Michael Phelps was or why everyone would be talking about him, when they could be talking about her.

“she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

wow…the epitome of self-involvement? I guess I’d still have sex with her. But she’d have to remain very, very quiet.