A recent study by the Cochrane Collaboration, found that those circular round movements you’ve been using to “check” your girlfriend’s breasts, may not do any good…or do more harm than good. According to msnbc.com, they may do more harm because they result in more unnecessary biopsies, and do not decrease the breast cancer rate. This was based on a HUGE study of over 400,000 Chinese and Russian women.

I think the obvious conclusion is that feeling up American girls might be acceptable. So… 

  

Go get a mammogram if you’re concerned. As illustrated in this picture, you also might have a chance of some really hot hospital gown sex.