Ashlee Simpson:

  

 Humpty Dumpty:  



What Pete doesn’t realize is that the baby doesn’t come out having all the plastic surgery that the mom has had….so look out.  Poor thing.  

If I had to choose who I’d want to be the mom of my kid of these two, it’d easily be Humpty. Yeah, he falls a lot, but doesn’t he seem happy? (and way more smart).