Lesbians love coffee, but sometimes you miss your morning dose. It’s another Monday, when you are dragging your butt to work…you get there, the boss stares at you. You lay your head on the desk to “rest your eyes,” and you’re out cold.

Face it, work is boring, but crackheads are fun. Whether Amy Winehouse or these sumptuous little dark chocolate covered espresso beans. There’s always a reason to give yourself heart palpitations and talk 252 miles per hour.