Recently, Jewel married longtime boyfriend and rodeo guy, Ty Murray. He even wore a big cowboy hat to their ceremony. While I think that the big hats are silly, and usually are just masking a bald head on men, Jewel obviously wanted a roughneck and what was she supposed to do…I mean, where are all the cowgirls out there?

To prove my point, about the only picture I could find of a real, sexy, cowgirl was some woman in a rented cowgirl outfit…it’s $44.99, and comes with a set containing pants, cuffs, and a collar…