Carlee Hoffman, US Paralympic Athlete

There are so many hot chicks in wheelchairs, on crutches, and in various states of ability that I just want to take them all home with me in one big fiesta of love and iron. Now, there may be hope for a new sexual position. The Rewalk is giving people who were previously wheelchair bound to walk again by providing a sort of Exoskeleton.

Here’s a pic from MSNBC.com of a man who hasn’t walked in 20 years, getting to look at people eye to eye….cheers to Israeli developers at Argo Medical Technology for making quality of life a priority to people who are too often forgotten.

According to CBS news, New York City is planning to roll out an “Anti-Groping Campaign” by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority to kick off in September….taking away the only reason I ride the subway.

Thanks a lot, New York.

On a more serious note, recent surveys indicated that 63% of women report being harassed riding the subway. So report this crap if someone is intruding your space or making you feel uncomfortable.

The message? Keep your hands to yourself….unless you’re a hot woman, and sitting next to me. I’m the one in the multi-tiered coral skirt, jelly bracelets, and teal flats.

everyday.

…but we don’t, so we’re going to show you the banned Calvin Klein Commercial..

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Lesbians love trees just as much as the next gal….likely, moreso. However, you would not catch me knitting one a sweater. Even my favorite tree. Even in the Winter.

Mail Online reports that Kiera Knightly refuses to have her cleavage “airbrushed in” for publicity photos for her new movie, The Dutchess. They allegedly wanted to make her “more shapely,” but she did not want her breasts digitally enhanced. For the record, her camp stated “she is proud of her body, and doesn’t want it altered.”

Okay, I understand being “proud” and all…but did you have to leave your pad in?

It was the early 90s, and Lesbians were sporting mullets with pride…but there was one girl you couldn’t get out of your head: Jessie, from Saved by the Bell. Now all your fantasies may come true. Elizabeth Berkley (Jessie) will be joining the Cast of the L word this season, and you could have the opportunity to say hello (and woo her). Believe it or not, she’s actually gotten hotter.

Ourchart.com is having a contest that I thought you guys would not want to miss….enter to win a walk-on role on the L word. <click here for a shot at the good life>. Go get’em…tigers….

Medical News Today reported a recent study by The University of Portsmouth, revealed that many women are wearing the wrong bra either because they “don’t realize it, or because they are too embarassed to wear the right bra for their size and shape.” It can cause permanent damage to the breast and stretch ligaments.

So, be proud of what you got, and take the few minutes to try on something that fits you right. Your girlfriend will thank you for preserving those supple pillows for many years to come.

Here’s Dr. Joanna Scurr, the head researcher and Breast Biomechanics Expert, testing a subject in the lab.

Sweet gig.

The American Family Association (AFA) wants people to “boycott McDonald’s” because they “promote the homosexual  agenda.” Turns out McDonald’s has an executive who is a part of the Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce and they gave $20,000 to them last year. When the AFA asked McDonald’s to not associate with gay organizations any longer, they said:

“Hatred has no place in our culture,” McDonald’s USA spokesman Bill Whitman told the Washington Post, “That includes McDonald’s, and we stand by and support our people to live and work in a society free of discrimination and harassment.”

Despite their good-will, the Ronald McDonald clown-guy is still creepy….