I saw this recent advertisement for “Guitar Hero” and thought…hmm…Heidi Klum dancing around in lingerie with a guitar? I could get into that. But then came the white sport socks and weird spastic gyrations. 

You decide.

So here’s the deal - The funniest commenters this week are going to get a copy of the L Word: The Complete 5th Season. Start today!

If you want to see some girl-on-girl action with a story, the L word is the place to get it. A great cast of characters, some really hot chicks (most, of which you will see naked at some point), and stories that reflect where many of us are at - whether dating, settled or just doing your thing. Admittedly, I watch every episode as it rolls around.

We have some copies to give away, so some of the funniest people who comment this week will get them. Comment on any story - past or present. When you comment, include your email, and I’ll contact you to get your address if you are among the winners. The cool thing is that you’ll be among the first to have these DVDs, AND…they’re free. All you’ve got to have is a sharp wit…which seems to be no problem for my readers…

THE L WORD returns to DVD with THE COMPLETE FIFTH SEASON on October 21ST in a collectible 4-disc set. DVD includes all 12 dramatic and deliciously provocative Fifth season episodes from Showtime’s successful long-running series featuring all the beauty, chaos and complexities of a group of women who inhabit Los Angeles’ lesbian community plus behind-the-scenes special features.

© 2008 Showtime Networks Inc. All Rights Reserved.

How many times did you want this scent around in an air freshener? What happened to “spring garden” scent or “apple spice?”

I have too much time on my hands, and spend far too much of it lately on failblog.org

Have you SEEN the controversial ads for French Connection’s UK line, FCUK? It’s called Fashion vs. Style, and I’ve played it about 2,003 times. It’s everything I love all in one video…hot chicks, progressive clothing loss, tough chick fight scenes, and I won’t give away the ending….

You’re welcome in advance:

Only a special rack would be housed by a million dollar bra. Here’s Victoria’s Secret model, Adriana Lima, wearing the bra made of 3,900 diamonds and rubies. It seems itchy to me with that crap jewels hanging down on your abs all day….but who am I to say?

While I think my gf’s gozongas are perfect for such a bra, I am poor and romantically tell her that my hands are better than any million dollar bra, and that bras are for punks.

Unfortunately, my charm is lost on her, and she insists on wearing one anyway.

Suck. No action and armored breasts.

I came across this “vintage” lesbian novel, and sure enough…it was able to offend on multiple fronts.

Is my love “depraved?” (well, sometimes it is)….Does it matter if I’m “white,” and if this is something “spreading?” Ah…so many wonderful books in the good ol’ days…

Well, at least the blonde chick has killer legs.

Yeah the Presidential election is coming up, and the heating costs are likely going to drive you into poverty, but the happy news? Burton Snowboards have come up with a line of snowboards that make me want to sing…the “love series” it’s a collaboration with Playboy.  You don’t have to snowboard to buy one of these.

I’m buying the one on the left and naming it Gertrude….AND…I have a perfectly good excuse to ride Gertie to the store if the weather gets naughty. We’ll  have lunch together, laugh at the debates, and hang out. Just don’t bother me if we have to use the bathroom - together.

Here’s a preview of the boards due for release in August 2009:

I can’t explain it either…..

An example? Newlyweds Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres taking a stroll on the beach in Malibu….

Do you own a hat?

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