It is reported that Greyhound buses recently scrapped this ad campaign…why? Oh, the BEHEADING that happened on a Greyhound bus recently by a seatmate of a passenger that was sleeping.

Yeah, I’m never riding a bus again.

Aside from the soft skin, the curves, and the…well…unmentionables of getting down with a woman…there might be yet another reason you and your girlfriend seem like the horniest gals on the block.

The small little tablet, known as “the pill,” taken daily, has been linked to a “significantly lower sex drive”, according to the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Taking this pill alone can lead to “less sexual interest, arousal and activity” according to Dr. Northrup. No wonder so many hetero women are grumpy. The sad thing is…these effects can last even after you stop taking it!

This is not to say that some women still shouldn’t take the pill, for whatever reason. However, if you  take it and find yourself “not in the mood” or losing interest…and your girlfriend is hot…it’s something to certainly talk to your doctor about.

Everyone should get some.

Ashlee Simpson:

  

 Humpty Dumpty:  



What Pete doesn’t realize is that the baby doesn’t come out having all the plastic surgery that the mom has had….so look out.  Poor thing.  

If I had to choose who I’d want to be the mom of my kid of these two, it’d easily be Humpty. Yeah, he falls a lot, but doesn’t he seem happy? (and way more smart). 

Wisconsin couples that marry in California, could face criminal penalties when they arrive home.  The penalty is up to 9 months in prison, $10,000 or both. It’s an old law on the books originally made to prevent youths from marrying elsewhere, but could be applied to same-sex couples according to 365gay.com. 

LGBT groups are warning their citizens that they could face penalties if they marry in California.

Can you believe this?

While prison sex may be hot on television, I’m thinking that I’d get stuck with that chick with the homemade face tattoos  they call “tiny.”

   

I used to love riding in the grocery cart while my mom made the weekly trip. I think I was five. The only bad thing was that I had to ride in the top (and stick my legs through the holes), and we had to leave the cart at the store.

Stupid Celebrities, they get all the perks.

  

They may only cost 25 Fen at the local market in China, but there are major concerns about bacteria and illnesses in the hair ties sold that are made from recycled used condoms that were “donated” by local entertainment venues and some from garbage overseas, and physicians warn not to use them. 

So…despite the lure of the cheap, colorful, and oddly feathery hair pull-back….don’t use recycled condom hair-ties.

      

Naomi Campbell is at it again - kicking ass and taking names. First it was a charge in Toronto for beating an assistant in 1998, then it was throwing a cellphone at an assistant in 2003, more recently it was throwing a cellphone and cracking her housekeeper in the face (requiring staples). Today, she plead guilty to assaulting two police officers at an airport in London.

 I’m thinking those anger management classes aren’t working….

  

Amy Winehouse collapsed suddenly about 4 days ago, and physicians are supposedly still doing more “tests” to see what is going on and if she can be released from the hospital. Now, I’m no medical professional, but my gut tells me that cocaine (and possibly her eating disorder) has something suspicious to do with all of this. 

 I know, I know…just call me Dr. Amazing.

 

While she’s there, Dr. Amazing also recommends a few teeth.