I may be going away for a while…to Argentina. According to Mercopress.com, Valeria Mazza is under investigation by the Argentine Government for possibly shafting them for about $2 million in unpaid taxes.
Should she be found guilty, I have a personal aircraft on standby, and lots of crimes to commit to join her in our sweet South American lovenest. Mommy’s coming…
It seems Courtenay Semel ditched Tila Tequila after cheating on her, according to Transworldnews.com. Which, who can blame her. Having sex with a knome, even for publicity, has got to wear on you.
The good news and bad news is that Courtenay seems available. The good news is that she has tons of cash, being the daughter of Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel. The bad news is that you get Tila’s sloppy seconds.
You’ve got to be a woman with a stomach of steel.
She has two kids with the guy, has been with him for 11 years, and finds out he’s been cheating on her for years. Yes, years, according to Star magazine, and she’s been so devastated that she’s been seeking therapy.
Man or woman, at some point, you have to kick people to the curb and know when enough’s enough. Plus, Tea, I’m free for lunch - meet me at Taco Bell and I’ll help you forget all about that silly Duchovny guy. A chalupa supreme and a good lay is so much more valuable than therapy.
At the VMA music awards, Kate Perry showed up wearing something unusual…and methinks she was attempting to copy my hero, Wonder Woman. Don’t even go there Katy….don’t even.
Kate Perry:
Wonder Woman…full of REAL awesomeness:
We’ve all seen the hot prison sex scenes from the L word, and if Marion Jones was getting any, she’s said her tearful goodbye to her comrads for the last time. Nbcsports.com reported that Friday, Marion was released from prison after serving her term for lying about steroid use between the year 2000 and 2001. She gave back her three Gold Medals and two Bronze Medals she earned at the 2000 Olympic Games.
Why is it, that the chicks who are always in those prison sex scenes are so ripped? I mean, remember Rachel Shelly’s prison girlfriend? She was doing push-ups like crazy…and check out Marion Jones. If she were still incarcerated, I just might have to “accidentally” steal something…
She’s a beast…but I think she would fast become my little teddy bear - or, a more likely scenario, I would just end up spit-shining her shoes at will. whatever…it couldn’t be all bad.
It’s going to take a lot to beat the celebration of Olympic Beach Vollyball players Kerri Walsh and Misty May after winning the Gold in 2004.
Who says Volleyball isn’t a “spectactor sport?”
How do you not love Elizabeth Edwards? Regardless of your political views, she fought back against insults from Ann Coulter, and has stood by her spouse in his run for President even though she has cancer. She’s one tough chick, and one great partner.
Recently, the press has been all over this story…that John Edwards, her husband, cheated on her. What does Elizabeth say? According to Daily Kos, Elizabeth writes that despite the attention now, she knew about the affair in 2006 and stated that, “Although John believes he should stand alone and take the consequences of his action now, when the door closes behind him, he has his family waiting for him.”
I would also have something waiting for him…and it wouldn’t be a family. It would be a note taped to this woman in a chair, stating: “your new spouse.”
Juliet Lewis recently turned 35 and had her Birthday bash at Prive Nightclub in Las Vegas with her band “Juliet Lewis and the Licks.” According to StupidCelebrities.net she was reportedly grinding with a number of women, kissing them, doing shots, and having a blast. Basically, her birthday was a lesbian fiesta.
To be honest, Juliet is looking like she’s been around the block a few times…but she does know what a birthday is all about…drunken nookie. Happy birthday to Juliet…hope she got her “licks.”
