
Here’s a picture of the new GPS lingerie (not the black box under the sheer covering) made by Lucia Lorio of Brazil and selling for around $700 a pair. The Daily Mail reports that the lingerie is angering some feminists who consider it basically tracking underwear for insecure men, but the lingerie company insists that women can turn it off when they wish….and, that some women might want it for safety.
What do you think?
I think they could have gotten a way hotter model…
The ministers.
Yes, you heard it correctly. I received an email through my site (on the “contact” form) writing to me to order a golf cart. The good reverend apparently thought he could order a golf cart (that was part of my google advertising) through the website he was obviously browsing.
I let him know that Grrlplanet does not sell golf carts (although I have heard many lesbians do enjoy golf), explained adsense, and I thanked him for browsing the lesbian site.
If you’re still reading this blog, Reverend, I’d be happy to count you in on the L word competition. There is plenty of girl-on-girl action in the L word DVD series in season 5, and all you have to do is leave a witty comment next time you are around for a chance to enter.
The “secret readers” are my favorite. If you’re a secret reader, heck, we’re happy to have you…just comment under a different name - we don’t care.


Elizabeth Banks, from the 40-year-old Virgin, commented that the press doesn’t seem to care about her 15-year relationship with her husband because she is so “normal.” Here’s the quote from People.com:
“”I’m not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby. I’m not a major fashionista. I’m not going through a lesbian phase. I’m just normal. I’m just really freakin’ normal.”
Elizabeth is kind of a public figure who might reconsider her words. I mean, I get the reference, but there are some chicks out there trying out chicks for whom it really isn’t going through a “phase,” and for whom it is a really normal, natural process.
However, she is also accurate in many respects. The reason I don’t talk about her is because she’s boring, and until reading that quote I didn’t even remember who she was.
How many times did you want this scent around in an air freshener? What happened to “spring garden” scent or “apple spice?”

I have too much time on my hands, and spend far too much of it lately on failblog.org

According to Get Outdoors, the Swiss-Italian ski resort, Airolo, ran this wildly successful ad campaign but decided to pull it because it was a little too successful and the town didn’t want to attract too many gay folks.
This pulling of the ad worked brilliantly, since I have no clue where the hell this town is, or what kind of skiing is to be found there.
E! Online reported recently that Miley Cyrus is close to getting her drivers license, and when she does she wants a Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon. But, what will she really be getting? This is what she said:
“I don’t know right now, because my mom is being cheap. She’s trying to get me in one of those Smart cars!” Miley complained.
Oh Miley, you want to know what I got for my 16th Birthday? Nothing….and once I had to get a car, it was $75 bucks on the side of the road and barely started.
Life is tough for MIley Cyrus…you know, getting a new car you don’t want for your 16th birthday, and dating an underwear model.

In rural America, the continental breakfast seems…well…a little different? Don’t be lured, my readers…

On the flip side, if you’ve never been to the fail blog, you must go…it will keep you entertained for hours.
It’s the story of Star Magazine, that actress Mandy Moore has basically cut off her mom from contact, since she left her father for - a woman.
“When Mandy’s mom came out as a lesbian and took up with Claudette Laliberte, Mandy felt betrayed,” a source tells Star. “She always believed that her mom and dad were happy and that her mom was straight.”
Well, as the L word once said…most women ARE straight…until they’re not.
In a bit of an ironic move, here’s a hot pic of Mandy to…um…appreciate. Have fun with this one.
