Tara Reid has a reputation for being drunk, pantiless, and sloppy 98.7% of the time. Somehow, she is assuming you want to be that way too. In a predictably bad business move, she is starting a fashion line called “Mantra.” According to the Dailystab.com, It’s supposed to be swimsuits and “casual wear” decorated with beads and charms. Yeah, like in grade school.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I’m thinking to be authentic, the line will be filled with ripped beer-stained shirts, ill-fitted skirts, and come with stickers you can paste on your knees to make it look like you just fell down.
It was reported by OK Magazine online that Miley Cyrus said this to Pete Wentz backstage:
“I just met your beautiful wife backstage. I worship her — I’ll babysit!”
Who worships Ashley Simpson?
All I can say is that I’d hold on the babysitting request. I’m betting on that child being a weird lizard of sorts (I’d make a reference to the “V” Miniseries, but only the darkest nerds would get that). It might however, be green and lipsyncing some song. Children don’t come out with all the “surgical enhancements” that mama may have had….and sadly the talent gene isn’t really there. Poor kid doesn’t have a chance.
Not that all lizards are bad. That Geico Gecko is pretty cool…so maybe there’s hope.
Yes, the sight of two women “going at it,” can make the staunchest lesbian melt. But sometimes, you just have to admit when two women grappling on the floor, is just not hot.
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Star Magazine is reported that Katie Holmes just isn’t filling the seats on Broadway like many others before her. Is it the economy? no, Mama Mia isn’t having problems. Is it that she’s a celebrity trying to act on Broadway? no, Julia Roberts has sold out.
Personally, I think it’s the pants. I’m not spending Broadway money if I can’t get a little pleasure for myself when the lights go dim…and this just isn’t going to do it. Who goes for the “storyline?”
Carrie Underwood is reporting that Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson’s current boyfriend, is still calling her, according to Star Magazine. In classic Jessica fashion, she denied the claim…but look what she said:
“Tony and I both laughed at that,” Jessica said during Wednesday’s interview. “We got a chuckle out of it… I know it’s not [true] —I looked at his call log.”
You did what?
Sorry, the moment you start checking (aka “sneaking into”) my phone, we have officially crossed over into crazy girlfriend material. No thanks.
I couldn’t believe it when I read it…but, according to Alaism , it seems that a new cream promises to turn an A cup into a C cup within a matter of days! It’s called Strep Bust Cream, and I’m sure it does exactly what it says it does. Now, I can’t make any promises, but the next time you see me, I might look like this:
Contain yourselves girls……
I have the worst gaydar of any girl out there, and even I knew that Kate Perry wasn’t gay. Now, it’s official. Her mom really did say the above quote to the Mail Online. Along with the creepy statement that she and her husband pray everytime they hear the song “I kissed a girl” on the radio.
Kate’s mother and father are both evangelical ministers, and her mother stated ‘I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.”
I suppose sex IS shameful and disgusting…when you’re banging this guy:
According to Us Magazine and New York Magazine, P. Diddy states that when it comes to the Olympics, he feels he could win a gold medal in “who could have sex the longest…and who could stay up the longest.”
I’m not sure if these remarks are about staying up eating popcorn or..you know…”staying up,” because I do believe that there are “items” in various textures, shapes and colors that will stay up much longer than his human missile could ever hope to.
Also…if Diddy thinks he can have sex longer than a lesbian…someone should tell him that our sex usually lasts a little longer than 3 minutes.
Wow Diddy…very sexy…
