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Del Martin dies: Sad, but somehow triumphant.
Posted on 28 August 2008 | Category: lesbian, people we heart

NBC out of San Francisco reports that Del Martin, the awesome, astonishing and downright amazing lesbian activist…died in a local hospital with her wife at her side. She was a part of the first same-sex marriages in California, and 87 years old.

You’re an inspiration.

Hot Chicks: There are some things more important than money.
Posted on 26 August 2008 | Category: celebrity, fantasy lesbian, lesbian

Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a very lucky man. He once stated some pretty nasty (but arguably true) things about Rosie O’Donell, one of them being how terrible it would be to be her partner Kelly…because she has to kiss that face every night.

I know this is a lesbian blog…but gheesh, the guy’s got a point. Kelly, obviously had no comeback…I mean, look who the guy sleeps with…

What the Donald is banging…Melania:

Who Kelly is banging, Rosie:

Rosie always seems a little unkempt to me - she always looks sloppy. Like she needs to shower. I don’t base that on anything…just an opinion….and when you’re going “downtown,” it’s important to be clean, you know.

Melania on the other hand? Sign me up.

…clean, smooth, with melons from the Gods. If only that dress wasn’t so darn conservative.

Kai wins Gold…
Posted on 22 August 2008 | Category: lesbian

Winning Gold, the American soccer chicks (and Natasha Kai) score…both on and off the field, it seems.

Smart Lesbian coming to your television.
Posted on 21 August 2008 | Category: lesbian

Openly gay Rachel Maddow will be replacing Dan Abrams on the 9pm MSNBC news show, beginning Sept 8th, reported the NY Times. Maddow is known for her physical political prowess, and is well-deserving of the spot.

Hmm…so let’s see…we’ll have a lesbian on prime-time news, AND leading an award winning daytime talk show? Before you know it, the whole word will be gay.

Shh…don’t tell anyone, but the “conversion plan” of the gay agenda is working perfectly….[insert evil laugh]

Be careful when you go down on someone in a theater.
Posted on 19 August 2008 | Category: lesbian

Exhibit A: This is what happens when you go down on Dave Coulier in a theater:

That’s right folks, you become angry, nervous and unpredictable…

Exhibit B: When you go down on a woman in a theater?

Need I say more?

Ellen and Portia: Quiet History.
Posted on 17 August 2008 | Category: celebrity, lesbian

Today, Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi became the first high-profile celebrity Hollywood same-sex couple to legally marry under California’s new laws. According to MSNBC.com, the couple married yesterday in a small 19-person ceremony at their house in Los Angeles and recited vows that they had written to each other. Ok Magazine reports that Ellen was wearing an all-white suit, while Portia wore a beautiful pale pink Zac Posen dress.

As wonderful as this is, news sources in Australia (Portia’s home country) were already criticizing the fact that this marriage will not be recognized there. Well, to be honest, it won’t be recognized as soon as they leave the state of California here either…unless they go someplace equally friendly.

But rather than rain on the parade here, let’s focus on something truly important, the nookie Ellen will soon be receiving here. I mean, she got the woman a huge 3-carat ring, Portia’s set for life, and they were recently out on a lavish vacation in Italy….Ellen’s certainly got some wicked good stuff coming down the pike…

Cheers to the happy couple, and may there be many more years to come.

Wanna live in Lesbian-land? Now, you can.
Posted on 15 August 2008 | Category: lesbian

No, I’m not talking about West Hollywood or Provincetown, I’m talking about an all-lesbian housing development that is being started by Olivia (the same who brought you Olivia Cruise vacations). According to 365gay.com, Olivia Communities will be a 334-unit resort type condominiums in Tuscon, Arizona. The place will have coordinated events, film festivals, dances, and trips. Almost like a lesbian 90210, but with more people 55 and over. The idea was to create a space where women could just be free to be themselves, and have a good sense of community.

While the place looks good enough, I didn’t hear any mention of stripper poles, free alcohol, or air hockey tables. While I may suck in bed, I figure my wicked air hockey skills along with tons of alcohol is sure to woo the ladies…even if they are mostly over 55. A girl has needs you know.

Natasha Kai: Out & Hot at the Olympics
Posted on 11 August 2008 | Category: lesbian

A slip of the tongue outed Natasha Kai. She was speaking to NBC Olympics.com when she stated that in her early career on the soccer team that she was having a hard time, “I had missed the first camp [under Sundhage] in early-January because I had bronchitis, and I was going through a nasty break-up with my girlfriend. Then [Coach Sundhage] told me my job was on the line.”

Girlfriend? Yes…our ears were perked.

She’s got 19 tattoos, her coach now describes her as “on fire,” and we couldn’t agree more. Watch the Olympics for the tattoos on her thighs…I’d describe them for you, but I think they’re better live.

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