I have high hopes for this girl. She’s a champion snowboarder (won the X-games gold - twice), and won a silver in the Olympics.

Now, if I can only convince her that I make really, really good hot chocolate after so much time in the cold?

Okay, it’s lame. I know. I have zero “game.”

This woman rocks.

You may not have heard of her, but you should know this name by heart. From her own website at hilarylister.com, she states an intro that I can’t beat:

Hilary Lister is a 36 year old quadriplegic from Kent, only able to move her head, sailed into the record books on 23rd August 2005 when she sailed solo across the English Channel by using a ‘sip and puff’ system of straws to control the sails and tiller.

This chick wasn’t born a quad, and has frankly done more things in her life than my sorry butt could hope to do. Qualified for the paralympics? check. Studied as a biochemist? check. She just makes you realize that the spirit is sometimes something the body can’t stifle. I am sorry for getting all “Yoda” on you…but there it is.

And hey, if you think you’ve got oral skills? Beat sailing the English Channel….with your mouth.

Star magazine is reporting that Sienna Miller’s relationship with that loser, Balthazar Getty (who was married at the time the relationship began) is finally over. So, if you can stand having Jude Law and Balthazar’s sloppy second and thirds, get in line….

All I can say for sure, is that it seems that she puts out. For me, that’s good enough - but you may have “standards.” For example, this unitard lingerie thingy…it’s not for everyone.

I know what you’re thinking…here’s a post about the tight, wonderful bottom of (former) Miss America, or her still supple perky breasts…it is none of that. Why do I love this woman? For her mind.

Yes, I said it.

Guess who showed up at Proposition 8 protests in New York City? Miss America. As reported on 365gay.com, she stated “that she is straight and though she is conservative on many issues, she is on the right side of this one - we are on the right side - and we will lay down in the streets if we have to, in order to win our equal rights.”

So, Kate…though you protests are over for tonight…do you still want to do that “laying down on the streets” thing you referred to?

According to Popcrunch.com, Madonna is reportedly the new face of Louis Vuitton, and by the looks of previous pictures, I think she’ll be amazing. More importantly, this news gives me the opportunity to post one of my favorite pictures of Madonna.

This was a picture taken for W Magazine, and I think it shows clearly that she’s got the sexiest back out there. She’s 50, but beat this:

I’m okay with this contestant for “hometown hottie.” According to Maxim she’s from Utah, and into fun stuff like drag racing. Drag racing? Yes, ladies, it gives me hope too.

Okay, if I’m honest about it, I’d have sex with both of these women…at the same time or alone, I’m not that picky. But, their latest movie venture makes me love them with everything my little vagina (and brain) can muster.

According to Reuters.com, Nicole Kidman just signed on to do the film “The Danish Girl,” based on the true story of Einar and Greta Wegener. Nicole will play a transsexual (Einar, male to female) who goes through gender reassignment surgery in 1931 and is married to Charlize (Greta). The dynamics and acting in this film should be amazing.

Both of these women are phenomenal actresses, and admittedly better at their craft than most will ever be…and both of them have the guts to put it out there. Charlize has also been a vocal same-sex marriage supporter, and although Nicole Kidman was married to a whacko…having or even implying sex with another woman is certainly enough to get her back on my list for good judgment.

Yeah, they had the bike and the stockings, but why didn’t girls look like this in my high school?