Bestiality just isn’t cute.

I know your first thought - Who wouldn’t wanna hit that?

This is a picture of what she looked like after drinking all night and wondering the streets.

While I think that in relationships, sometimes you have to stick it out through the good and the bad, this is a whole new level of self-destructiveness. There comes a time when you have to want to help yourself…and as sad as her decline can be…I don’t know that I could manage it. Also, I don’t know what I would do with that hair, if I’m honest, it scares me a lot. I always have the feeling that something is living in there, and it’s going to jump out at me when I least expect it.

Rumors of divorce continue to upset her, but let’s be honest, when your partner runs to a treatment facility after an extended time in jail - without even stopping at home for a little action - something is wrong. Whatever the case, she doesn’t see it coming. Celebritygossip.net is reporting that Amy Winehouse still thinks that she and Blake are not getting a divorce.

I predict it will soon be over…but there is a part of me that wants her to somehow miraculously self-heal and have this mess be done with. Why hasn’t the DARE campaign (against drug use) gotten hold of these pictures?

Star magazine is reporting that Sienna Miller’s relationship with that loser, Balthazar Getty (who was married at the time the relationship began) is finally over. So, if you can stand having Jude Law and Balthazar’s sloppy second and thirds, get in line….

All I can say for sure, is that it seems that she puts out. For me, that’s good enough - but you may have “standards.” For example, this unitard lingerie thingy…it’s not for everyone.

In Paris, TMZ.com reports that Lindsay Lohan had an entire bag of flour tossed onto her by a member of PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals). Supposedly, the flour toss was also accompanied by the words “Fur Hag.”

I’m not sure of the direct french translation of “carpet muncher,” but “fur hag” sounds awfully close to me.

Raise your hands if you know what I’m talking about…

A great flashback from clublez.com, and an old photoshoot pic, from when Cameron Diaz posed with Corey Reed.

Where are these two going? To Sacha Baron Cohen’s infant daughter’s party. While I’m not sure why adults attend these things when they are not related to the child -  they do look pretty adorable.

Look, I understand that Jennifer Aniston was once on the cast of a very successful television series (Friends) but if we’re honest, aside from Office Space, she’s really bombed at the box office. I also understand that she once was married to Brad Pitt, and now is dating John Mayer. In my opinion, anyone who’s been with Jessica Simpson should be an automatic “no.” So, she’s got bad taste in men? That doesn’t make you worthy of a cover. My aunt Rita has horrible taste in men, and she’s never been on Vogue.

The thing about Jennifer Aniston is that I’m just sick of seeing her. I think she’s become boring, and repetitive. She’s not the “All American Girl” that Oprah and others would have you believe, and she’s not relevant. To me, she seems to cling to her old fame, choose b-list movies, whine over old relationships, and need so much coddling that she seems insecure. It’s just my opinion. She’s not bad looking, but I could think of a thousand women I’d rather have sex with.

So Jennifer, if you’re reading, it’s not that I hate you in the “angry, mean” sense…I just need a break. I don’t want to see you on covers, I don’t want to hear you complaining about Angelina, I don’t want to hear about your dating life or see you on television. Do something interesting. Act well, take off your clothes, or just make me laugh. We had a good run when you were on Friends…and when you find another series that is interesting, and you are actually earning your fame, I’ll be happy to welcome you back into my life.

Recently, Mickey Rourke was confronted by TMZ.com, where he proceeded to say that he would harm the “F$%^&t” who was responsible for spreading some rumors about him.

As you can see by these mug shots, Mickey is not just eloquent in his speech, he’s also quite a catch: