According to The Register, German policewomen are now being issued bullet-proof bras. Why? Because although bullet-proof vests were doing the job, the impact would cause underwire bras to jutt into the skin and cause terrible injuries to your funbags. Not cool.

So, “Action Brassiere” was started by Carmen Kibat, a Hamburg police woman to get other officers to wear the bras…it was a movement to give the Police women what they needed…and you know what? It worked. The rules are that they not be used for anything “kinky,” but what is “kinky,” anyway? I doubt a little handcuff action with a bullet-proof bra is anything they need to be worrying about.

Besides, if that’s not safe sex, we don’t know what is.