Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn are reporting to People magazine that they are  ”trying to get pregnant.” Big deal. My girlfriend and I have been “trying to get pregnant” for a long time now.

If it’s help with the “trying” you need, Jerry, I’d be happy to show you how it’s done.

Here’s a picture of Rebecca waiting for me in the car. Yeah, after one night of passion, that woman just won’t leave me alone.  She shows up at my work, calls me on the phone, but you try having those thighs squeeze your head…it hurt a lot, and I’m not forgetting about it.