Everywhere men and women are going soft as the previously hot Angelina evolves more and more into an old mom. Yes, her breasts are engorged and lovely, but it is confirmed that she is pregnant with TWINS. I’m sorry, I just can’t go “down there” with twins looking at me. 

Here’s a picture of her in what looks suspiciously like my mom’s old prom dress, and grandma’s “walking coat”: